http://www.historyisabitch.com/ en Copyright 2008 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:49:16 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Remember that book called THE BLOODIEST QUEEN? That became THE MEDICI QUEEN when it was pointed out that my UK and Australian readers would guffaw at the "Bloodiest" bit? Well, after much deliberation, I came up with another title with a bit more pizzazz than THE MEDICI QUEEN -- one which shows Catherine's deep involvement with evil forces. The result? THE DEVIL'S QUEEN. It'll be out spring/summer 2009, and I'll give an update as soon as I know the month. P.S. That, plus I've heard my dear friend John Allen is running for President. I'm anxiously awaiting his text message to learn which lucky soul he's chosen as his running mate. http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/08/earthpulverizing_announcement_1.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/08/earthpulverizing_announcement_1.html Catherine de' Medici THE BLOODIEST QUEEN THE MEDICI QUEEN books historical fiction Catherine de' Medici historical fiction St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre THE BLOODIEST QUEEN THE DEVIL'S QUEEN THE MEDICI QUEEN Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:49:16 -0800 THE PHYSICIAN, set in the 11th century. THE PHYSICIAN is the story of young Rob Cole, a Londoner who is determined – after the loss of his mother – to learn all he can about healing. It’s a richly detailed look at the healing arts in the early middle ages. I highly recommend Gordon’s books.]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/05/still_more_recommended_reading_1.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/05/still_more_recommended_reading_1.html books historical fiction recommended reading historical fiction Noah Gordon THE PHYSICIAN Fri, 02 May 2008 06:27:50 -0800 Notes from the Copy Editor mentioned the following upcoming title: LITERALLY, THE BEST LANGUAGE BOOK EVER: ANNOYING WORDS AND ABUSED PHRASES YOU SHOULD NEVER USE AGAIN by Paul Yeager Well. I suppose I’ll have to preorder it, as it’s due out the first week in May. It follows in the trail blazed by Lynne Truss’ magnificent Eats, Shoots & Leaves. Whereas Truss’ book focuses on punctuation, this one is for aficionados and protectors of the proper use of specific words. If you – as I do – find joy in passionate discussions of the semi-colon or connotations, this one might be for you. ]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/reads_eats_sleeps_1.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/reads_eats_sleeps_1.html language language punctuation words Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:06:06 -0800 Speaking of Dan Simmons, I just finished his novel, THE TERROR. The title suggests a horror novel – and the story is indeed very dark. But it is wrapped in an elegant historical novel, titled after the name of a nineteenth-century British ship which became trapped in frozen polar waters. Simmons’ ability to capture the sights, sounds and smells of the Arctic and the ships and crews that braved its seas is breath-taking. I was completely absorbed by the story, the setting, the characters, and the precise, stunning details. His next novel, DROOD, focuses on Charles Dickens’ friendship with Wilkie Collins, the nineteenth-century author whose mystery THE WOMAN IN WHITE is considered a classic. His website states DROOD will be published in January 2009, although publication dates sometimes shift. I’ll be waiting…]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/book_of_the_month_1.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/book_of_the_month_1.html authors books historical fiction recommended reading Dan Simmons historical fiction recommended reading THE TERROR Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:42:09 -0800 Dan Simmon’s website. It includes the usual list of the author’s works, as well as a forum and a series of essays called Writing Well. The latter are so well-written and entertaining that I’ve linked to them for you here. One of my favorite passages from Simmon’s essays includes the theory of developing a story (I think it’s a perfect description of what occurs when I write a novel):]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/one_of_my_favorite_authors_1.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/one_of_my_favorite_authors_1.html authors books historical fiction recommended reading Dan Simmons historical fiction THE TERROR WRITING WELL Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:13:47 -0800 My editor, Charlie, loved the book I turned in -- hooray! Just as delightfully, there are almost no editorial changes to be done -- double hooray! The title, however, has been changed from THE BLOODIEST QUEEN to THE MEDICI QUEEN because the marketing folks are frightened that my gory title might scare off prospective readers. Gee whiz. It is, after all, a book about a massacre (the St. Bartholomew's Day one, to be exact). And I would have thought, by now, that my readers have figured out that I like things, um, dark. But the marketing folks also insisted on changing my title from PAINTING MONA LISA to I, MONA LISA, and I've had a number of US readers tell me they preferred the latter title, because it was far more descriptive of the book's content. Further update: THE MEDICI QUEEN will be released in hardcover first, instead of trade paperback (translation: They really, really like the book and have faith reviewers and readers will, too). This has pushed us back a bit from a Winter 2009 pub date to Spring/Summer 2009, so that lots of reviewers and distributors can get advance reading copies. In the interim, the author is catching up on some long-deserved reading of her favorite authors -- one of whom is Dan Simmons. More about him soon... http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/ah_well.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/ah_well.html Catherine de' Medici THE BLOODIEST QUEEN THE MEDICI QUEEN books THE BLOODIEST QUEEN THE MEDICI QUEEN Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:16:23 -0800 It's all over but the shouting, folks -- at least until I hear back from my editor, whom I utterly adore. I e-mailed the manuscript to him twenty minutes ago. As of this instant, THE BLOODIEST QUEEN (whose US title might change to the UK title of THE MEDICI QUEEN) is scheduled for publication by St. Martin's in Winter of 2009 -- as things progress, I'll learn whether that means January, February, or March '09. More to come this week. Thanks to all of you for putting up with my long absence. http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/i_cant_believe_i_wrote_the_who.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/04/i_cant_believe_i_wrote_the_who.html Catherine de' Medici THE BLOODIEST QUEEN books books Catherine de' Medici THE BLOODIEST QUEEN Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:45:45 -0800 Okay, I said the book was due the fifteenth of March... but the finished manuscript runs very, very long -- 900 pages. I'm still working to cut *three hundred* of them. I'm blind, I'm crazed, but I'm almost done. Give me a week or two, my darlings, and I'll be back. http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/03/still_not_dead.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/03/still_not_dead.html books crazed author Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:13:51 -0800 The Book That Would Not Leave, which is due the fifteenth of March. The not-quite-finished manuscript runs over 200,000 words and will be cut down to 150,000. I'll check with the editor to find out whether the cut pages can be put up on the website for curious readers.]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/02/not_dead_1.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/02/not_dead_1.html Me, me, me! crazed author THE BLOODIEST QUEEN THE MEDICI QUEEN Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:00:44 -0800 On my nightstand, waiting to be read: LAURA BLUNDY, a Victorian-era dark historical by Julie Myerson (a peek at the first page has already convinced me that I'll love it) ANGER, by Thich Nhat Hanh (I recommend all of his books) GOULD'S BOOK OF FISH, a historical novel by Richard Flanagan (recommended by the NY Times Book Review) THE WISDOM OF YOGA, Stephen Cope Since I'll have little time to read until March, these are currently gathering dust, but I've promised myself that this year, I'll read a lot more fiction. Reading recommendations, anyone? Comments? http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/01/to_be_read.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/01/to_be_read.html books books reading Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:05:33 -0800 "I have been an author for twenty years and an ass for fifty-five." -- Mark Twain Mark Twain has always been one of my favorite authors; I got hooked on him back in tenth grade, when I played Twain in a skit for Mrs. Dodamead's English class. (Alas, she wouldn't let me light that cigar, but I spent a year toying with Swisher Sweets...) So for those of you who wish to know the rules I l write by, here they are, both large and small, as Twain designated them: Large rules: 1. A tale shall accomplish something and arrive somewhere. 2. The episodes of a tale shall be necessary parts of the tale, and shall help develop it. 3. The personages in a tale shall be alive, except in the case of corpses, and that always the reader shall be able to tell the corpses from the others. 4. The personages in a tale, both dead and alive, shall exhibit a sufficient excuse for being there.]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/01/twains_ten_rules_of_writing.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2008/01/twains_ten_rules_of_writing.html Writing authors Mark Twain Samuel Clemens writing rules Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:00:53 -0800 I thought I'd crawl out of my cave long enough to wish everyone a lovely holiday season and boffo New Year. We haven't taken new Christmas photos yet, so here's one from 2006, which omits young Django the wonder pup and features our dear, departed Hershey. And George and Sweetie Pie and yours truly. My New Year's resolution? Why, to post more often, of course.]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/holiday_greetings_1.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/holiday_greetings_1.html Me, me, me! Christmas holiday New Year's Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:32:30 -0800 To me. Please send cake. (John, I *loved* the card.)]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/happy_birthday.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/happy_birthday.html Me, me, me! birthday Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:52:54 -0800 fiorentino, the Tuscan dialect spoken in Florence. The symbol of Florence is the fleur de lis, the French lily, and in fact, the great cathedral of Florence, Santa Maria della Fiore, means "Saint Mary of the flowers" (in this case, the lilies). Florence was home to Dante, Boccaccio, Michelangelo, the Medici, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo da Vinci, Machiavelli, Galileo, and Florence Nightingale. (Betcha didn't know about that last one -- she was born in the city, hence her given name.) No stay in Florence would be complete without a visit to the Uffizi Gallery (click to see some gorgeous pop-up art) or the Palazzo Medici, home of Lorenzo the Magnificent. ]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/virtual_vacation_pt_ii.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/virtual_vacation_pt_ii.html Italy Florence Italy Palazzo Medici Uffizi Sun, 16 Dec 2007 15:50:37 -0800 THE STONES OF FLORENCE, by Mary McCarthy, and FLORENCE: A PORTRAIT, by Michael Levey. Speaking of whetting one's appetite, let me share with you my favorite Italian cookbook, Marcella Hazan's ESSENTIALS OF CLASSIC ITALIAN COOKING; my copy is spattered and dog-eared. (I highly recommend the Sauce Bolognese and the Braised Pot Roast with Red Wine, a Florentine dish -- oh, and the lemon cream fettucine is to die for, but terribly rich.) Of course, before we arrive in Florence, it would be good to brush up on our Italian. One fun, easy way is with Earworms' Rapid Italian, set to music. (To hear a demo, click to enter the site, then click on "courses/shop.") For those of you who are willing to spend the bucks, I highly recommend Rosetta Stone's Italian DVDs. I'm also arming myself with the five-star rated FOOD LOVER'S GUIDE TO FLORENCE and THE CIVILIZED SHOPPER'S GUIDE TO FLORENCE. More to come...]]> http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/a_virtual_vacation.html http://www.historyisabitch.com/2007/12/a_virtual_vacation.html Italy Florence Italy vacation Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:10:11 -0800